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I Get Email November 9, 2007

Posted by Evil Bender in wingnuts.
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It’s true that I don’t get nearly the quantity or quality of batshit crazy email that PZ does, but I must say I’m particularly pleased with today’s highlight:

from Patricia Hagerty
to notesfromevilbender [at] gmail [dot] com,
cc [another person from the same corporate domain] ,
date Nov 9, 2007 12:48 PM
subject I nominate you for the Phyllis Schlafly Award

So, you can’t spell. And, your punctuation and capitalization skills suck. If you’re going to put your oh-so-erudite opinions out there in front of God & everybody (that’s right, buddy, capital G), have enough patience to use spell-check. Maybe you can find another unemployed brainiac to be an editor. You need some help.

Patricia Hagerty

Marketing & Communications

[redacted] Corporation

patriciah@[corporate email address].com

www.[corporation selling weather products].com

Wow! My spelling sucks and I’m unemployed. How will I ever recover from the humiliation long enough to realize that at least I have the intelligence not to use my work email address to send personal insults to total strangers?

I’ll never recover from this abuse. Obviously I should take back everything I said about John Coleman and Phyllis Schlafly, because any misspelled criticism is clearly invalid. Why, god, why?

Comments»

1. luaphacim - November 10, 2007

But it’s… SPELLING. Don’t you see that?! SPELLING. You do not flaunt the rules of SPELLING!!!

(insert eye-rolly emoticon here)

2. Irving - November 10, 2007

so wat if u cant spel, u r smart and funny and she is an old meeny.
Is she your ex girfriend or somtin?

3. TheHolyfatman - November 12, 2007

How will I ever recover from the humiliation long enough to realize that at least I have the intelligence not to use my work email address to send personal insults to total strangers?

Brilliant.

4. wrufflywritten - November 13, 2007

Shown luv too bad spelers every were.. I cending dis N typonese. That and I’v bin two much @ icanhascheezburger 2day. i loev da bloog. Keeep it ^.

Translation (So it has some validity with the grammar police.): In homage to bad spellers everywhere, I am sending this typed in a manor as if done with haste. Also influencing my word choice is that I’ve spent too much time at icanhascheezburger today. I have enjoyed reading your blog; please do continue with your posts.

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