Sal Cordova's idea of a hit film

A passionate romance takes place while God mercilessly drowns the world.

I see a great ending for this film: God laughs evilly from heaven as the young lovers prepare to down. Unfortunately, Sal’s also a fan of the “hydroplate theory,” and so before everyone drowns, they–including Noah–are vaporized.

My favorite part, though, is that Sal thinks it will inspire people to “uncover the mysteries of the great flood.” Sadly for Sal, “Magic Man Done It” is still not a scientific hypothesis. And pop culture nonsense is still not a way to do science, or else we’d be using Dinosaurs as household appliances.

But don’t tell Sal: if he gives up on his movie dreams, he’ll just go back to fantasizing about “Darwinists” molesting animals.