My brain just exploded

Republicans in congress are global warming denialists. But you already knew that. What you might not of realized how stupid and/or conscience-rotting they are:

Note this staggering remark from one GOP stalwart: “If there’s one thing poll after poll indicates, it’s that the science is not settled on this issue.”

In related news, the age of the earth in the U.S. is only 6,000 years, but in more educated countries it is 4.5 billion years. This weird poll-created paradox is easily explained: obviously one steps into a different reality when one leaves the U.S.

Actually, now that I think about it, there’s something to that.

[h/t to Jamelle]

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