Dear Ben Stein: August 7, 2008
Posted by Evil Bender in News and politics, wingnuts.trackback
I guess you didn’t think shilling yourself for anti-science in Expelled was bad enough. Now it’s time to mock Paris Hilton’s appearance, imply that she’s working for the Obama camp, and go in for some slut-shaming?
Now, this is perfect. First of all, Paris Hilton was a total nobody party girl in West Hollywood until she and her boyfriend made AND then “someone” SOLD a hard core video of Paris Hilton having sex. So basically, she got her start as a porn star. And she’s being trotted out by the media barons to smear John McCain, as brave and patriotic a man as lives in this nation. This little tramp, who isn’t even close to being pretty, is belittling a man who spent six years in brutal captivity for defending his country.
Paris, get this: in modern day America, we don’t mock people because of things they have done that are unavoidable and not in any way blameworthy. We don’t make fun of blacks for being black. We don’t make fun of women for having breasts. We don’t make fun of old people for being old. This is uncool from any source. It is downright disgusting coming from a porn star — and not a very good porn star at that (yes, I have seen the tape). And we especially don’t like being told how to vote by porn stars. If this is the best the Hollywood pals of Barack Obama can do, maybe John McCain has more of a shot than I thought he did.
Stay classy, you useless fuck.
One more thing: if you’d watched Paris Hilton’s election video as closely as you apparently watched her sex tape, you’d know she didn’t tell anyone “how to vote” or endorse either candidate. You lying sack of shit.
Kisses,
EB
Ben, you ignorant slut.
He isn’t one who should belittle someone’s appearance. Or even open his mouth at all for that matter.
Just last I night I watched a great documentary on Larry Flynt–”The Right to Be Left Alone” I think it was called.
WE do very much care what porn stars think–and porn producers and publishers.
I wonder why Ben Stein so loves attacking pornography under the guise of attacking Paris Hilton. Sex work teaches you, very quickly, that he who doth protest too much will call you with the one over-the-line fantasy that could ruin your day.