Seriously, wingnuts, you’ve got to stop this October 22, 2009
Posted by Evil Bender in Humor, wingnuts.trackback
Dear Wingnuts,
Please, please, please stop publishing lists of “Top Conservative ________.” Yes, they’re unintentionally hilarious, and yes, they’re misguided, and yes, their obsessive concern with ideological purity is creepily totalitarian. But that’s not why you should stop–if you stopped doing all those things, what would you feel countless pages at WingnutDaily and ClownHall? No, you need to stop because it’s been scientificially proven* that laughing too hard can cause one to “blow a funny fuse,” to use the technical term, and if I read one more of these lists, I won’t be able to laugh again for years.
Then I’d have no choice but to take you seriously, and frankly we both know you’re not up to that.
So please, stop publishing these lists. Do it for the laughter!
Kisses,
EB
*no it hasn’t.
Sir:
The effort to cause liberals to “blow a funny fuse” is hardly an accident. It is a carefully planned effort to overwhelm the coming Obamacare system with hundreds of thousands of new patients in desperate need of treatment, thus forcing Obama’s death panels to choose between committed islamosocialists and YOUR GRANNY!
This is their secret plan to see that socialized medicine never succeeds in this county.
Your comment is total WIN.
I went and looked at those lists… of films and songs. Their desperation to recruit a mainstream identity beggars belief.
Huge kudos for forcing these guys into the trenches, forcing them to define themselves.
We’ve just had a swing around here in New Zealand, and the Right has been allowed to procure a slippery, “pragmatic” persona. It’s so much easier when they label themselves.
Keep it up!